Thursday 16 August 2012

Fast Girls

Fast Girls (12A) 
Was not this excited for a film since Will and Kate the Movie came out.
Good looking girls, Great British Actors, predictable ending.
Olympic 60 out 100

Magic Mike

Magic Mike (15) 

Obviously not a film made for straight guys.
Gay out of 100 

The Dark Knight Rises

The Dark Knight Rises (12A)  

One thing I will never understand about Batman, is why he just doesn't create his own super police force I mean he is rich as MOFO. Instead his ego carries him throughout the whole life time of his career, and Im even talking about the days of Adam West. Okay he wants to stop crime, but after the first film, he is the reason for the majority of villains, like they all want to kill him. Plus most of the time he is just blowing shit up. Lets just face it he clearly just wants to dress up like a Super Hero, with out any super powers. Regardless is an action packed Movie, Ann Hathaway as Catwomen GOD DAM!, so I give it:
Get Some Real Powers And Stop Destroying Everything in Gothan City out of 100




Mirror Mirror

Mirror Mirror (PG)

I know you thought it would never happen, a film I actually enjoyed. Well it was okay but I couldn't help thinking; BITCH you have time to make plans, fight monsters, cook and clean for Dwarves, and sort out the tax problem in the kingdom, but you can't pick up a tweezer. This left me with a conundrum, if Snow was hot or not. However, funny story, bit predictable so I gave it;
Get A Tweezer out of 100  

EK THA TIGER

Ek Tha Tiger (12A)

EK THA TIGER is a Indian film about a top agent who is sent to kill a hundred people with his bare hands. What I thought about this film, I did not have a clue WTF he was saying and why they kept breaking into dance and song every ten minuets.
WTF out of 100

ted

Ted (15)

Lets be honest, all the best jokes were in the trailers, apart from that the rest was just a teddy bear messing up a guys life, so predictable.
50 out of 100

Step Up 4 Miami Heat

3D - Step Up 4 (PG) 

When will these people stop making street dance Movies which all have the same story line, a girl has a dream of becoming a dancer, she meets a guy who is a street dancer, a big business man challenges their dreams, then everything works out for the best. Step Up these bitches need to Step Down.
Step Down 2 out of 100

  


The Hunger Games


Chick was hot , film was shit 
Now I'm hungry 7 out of 100